Premium
Stand out. Glow up.
Cosmetic perks that make your username pop and reward your loyalty over time. No content gates. No ads removed (we don't have any). Pure flair.
How your name will look
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Your Greenie rank color glows automatically — or switch to gold any time.
Monthly
$7.99/ month
Save 17%
Yearly
$79.99/ year
$6.67 / month, billed annually
What you get
Glowing username
Your name shines in every comment, post, and hover card. Pick any color.
Evolving loyalty badge
A small icon next to your name that levels up the longer you stay subscribed.
Exclusive avatar hats
A new premium-only hat unlocks at milestone months. Wear them anywhere.
One free username change / year
Outgrew your old name? Pick a new one — your old name is preserved as a former alias.
Ready to glow?
Premium is currently in pre-launch. Stay tuned — checkout opens soon.